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    Re: Google News - August 17, 2015

    Guess this is why it's called the DAC (home of The Port):

    http://www.ticotimes.net/2015/08/17/nicaragua-gang-kills-5-police-officers-and-volunteers

    :shudder:
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    Re: House (Non wish) list - The next chapter

    I have never EVER worked so hard (and for soooooooo little) as having a bar/restaurant in Nicawawa!

    Sorry to hear about your current work situ --you might also check out opportunities in CR where...
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    Re: Fine Islander Died

    Sometimes, just sometimes, it is good to go home again...

    :cheers:
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    Re: Google News - August 15, 2015

    Julio Rocha agrees to extradition to Nicaragua where he will be feted as a returning hero with an invitation to dinner with el-Presidente-por-vida (after giving La Chamuca her "tithe" of 60% of the...
  5. Re: and now news from Nicaragua's good friends in Venezuela...

    Think Beaver's mother in "Airplane":

    "Excuse me, I speak DAC-redneck".

    Suero. It's a drink chock-a-block with electrolytes and other "stuff" -- excellent for almost instant re-hydration. ...
  6. Thread: iSalud!

    by Jimmy Carter
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    Re: iSalud!

    I'll take the fifth.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7Z8meK5BrQ
  7. Thread: iSalud!

    by Jimmy Carter
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    Re: iSalud!

    "El consumo de este producto es perjudicial para la salud"

    Women. Nothing. but. trouble.

    Or are they talking about the beer??

    :cheers:
  8. Re: Nicaragua May Purchase Russian T-72 Tanks

    Time to take back Guanacaste from the Ticos who "stole" it in 1821?? :shudder:
  9. Re: and now news from Nicaragua's good friends in Venezuela...

    Owebummer is holding semi-secret talks with Maburro's "government" -- you can bet the LSM will be ALL over how far-sighted and wise He is for bringing about a rapprochement with yet another Left-wing...
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    Re: From "China in Ten Words"

    While there have been Chinese pulperias in CR for at least the last 12+ years, the number has grown significantly.

    When Oscar Arias, he of Nobel Peace prize fame for actually bringing about peace,...
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    Now this will make you want to :hurl: :

    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-08-03/venezuela-s-giant-lake-of-endless-oil-is-a-filthy-lawless-mess

    Long, long, LONG time ago a young Texaco...
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    Re: Google News - August 4, 2015

    Played around on the website -- can't book the package there, only by calling or emailing. My guess is that the US$769 is a PER PERSON price; packages usually are!

    A couple of inclusions in the...
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    From what I hear, this isn't going to be sustainable for too much longer -- due to ALBA (:hurl:) regulations, the beef is paid for in suckers (aka sucres) which NicaLandia can use to buy whatever...
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    Re: Google News - July 31, 2015

    Who knew Tim Rogers still writes about Nicaragua?

    http://fusion.net/story/172949/my-buddy-had-an-apocalypse-now-bachelor-party-deep-in-the-nicaraguan-jungle-and-nobody-died/
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    There was an article this week on Bloomberg or Forbes or ?? that The People's Paradise of Venezuela has basically been selling everything it can to try to maintain any form of hard currency (that...
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    Re: Naming The Baby

    Cautionary note: A mother can place ANY name as the father on a birth certificate!
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    Re: The road to BLU . . .

    At first glance, it looked just like the road to The Port... :PC
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    Re: A Moment In A Day...

    Circa 2006 there was an "old lady" using a walker to get around the main square in Granada -- her only English was to stick her fat hand out and say "one dollar please". Coconut telegraph says she's...
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    Re: Might As Well Let Y'all Know....

    You are, without a doubt, one classy lady!

    :cheers:
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    Re: Naming The Baby

    Not sure why anyone would want to name their baby "OweBummer" but "Differen' Strokes" Willis...

    :Rimshot:
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    Re: TelCel In Mexico

    Aha -- now I see the route!

    Um, Jonh, jefe, well, the search functions are seriously quebrado! :hide:
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    Re: Manuel Guillén's cartoons 2015

    A few [unlikely] scenarios:



    A piece of space debris falls from the sky and nails El Carmen
    9.0 magnitude quake on the El Carmen fault
    Tsunami from above
    Hell freezes over and they...
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    Re: Google News - July 19, 2015

    NicaDispatch: "THE place on the 'net for all your knock-off bags". :confused:
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    Re: And The Adventure Goes On . . .

    Something like this?

    http://www.videobash.com/video_show/jane-akroyd-656921

    :pf:
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    Re: And The Adventure Goes On . . .

    http://a.scpr.org/i/ec3f385fcf53e0af9ef7e480b7bf3fcf/107320-full.jpg
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