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    Re: Matagalpa

    Ah, Sebaco, the land of carrots and traffic jams. If you want to cure a friend with "smiling faces syndrome" stop by the gas station in Sebaco late at night. Or the Panam in Esteli in the area near...
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    Re: Google News, August 19, 2019

    Yeah fsln signs are going up in blue and white or multicolor without the red and black or the Chumuka pink. Daniel 2021 signs are also popping up. Think positive, set goals!
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    Re: Matagalpa

    An AM/PM market opened up in Esteli where the Burgher King used to be. I was not happy to see it, I bet a dollar to a donut hole that the night time customers are mostly hookers and gang bangers.
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    Mayans had trade here, but no cities. They conquered as far as northern Salvador and Honduras. Hence, the Nicas were classed as "barbarian tribes" by the Spanish. Copan Ruinas, which is easily...
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    el Italiano restaurant, Esteli

    Decent eats, my wife likes the berenjena. On the main drag north of the iron bridge and in front of the school. It opens around noon. It is a small place but has reached critical mass so service is...
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    Re: Matagalpa

    Funny thing you should mention it, Granada is the only place I have been gratuitously insulted for walking down the street. Some young turd sitting in from of a church. I don't stop to chat with...
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    Re: Banana Blues...

    Easy, they can invent a pill to make people fat without eating!
    I'm trying to avoid soy and wheat, so no big loss, but bound to be a downside.
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    Re: Banana Blues...

    Pitayas hit too. Last year we lost most of ours to an insect that was like something out of a sci-fi movie. The day before the fruit was to open the insects would cut a hole in the tip of the bud,...
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    It's the economy, Stupid?

    One of my local hardware stores has sprouted an Airpact booth by its front door. The best plant nursery in the region has opened up a cafetin. Peddlers are more common, and the squalor of Esteli is...
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    Re: The Plot thickens, or the plot thins

    Are you talking about the sound of overhead irrigation?
    The guinnea grass farm does that already! Tobacco uses flood irrigation, but sprays like crazy and periodically has large crews of laborers....
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    Re: The Plot thickens, or the plot thins

    What goes around comes around. We are now hearing of 2 people we know who have been working wet in the states for decades. They have been waiting patiently for some US president to hand them...
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    Re: New Transito Scam

    One of the great bennies of the post-coup era is the ticket traps have disappeared. The cops are trying to avoid "unhappy" encounters with the public so only stop and search trucks and vans for...
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    Re: The problem with being a Dictator

    Ho, hum, Danny is not going to flee in the middle of the night. If he wanted to split he could retire in luxury in Cuba or
    Bolivia or any other of a number of countries. He could even hang out in...
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    Re: The Residency: Feb 5, 2019

    Congrats. Smile for the camera and have a clean finger for the fingerprint machine!
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    Re: The Plot thickens, or the plot thins

    A lot of work to sell and move, and if I move again it will be to somewhere nice. Not ready to go back to the US to die, not ready to change one pueblo bajo for another.

    Our neighborhood has not...
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    Re: Lodo, Polvo y Moscas

    My dogs get runny when family members give them too much greasy leftovers, X 5. I'm trying to real in the situation as I am the resident pooper scooper.
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    Re: Lodo, Polvo y Moscas

    flooding,which is different than lodo
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    Re: The Plot thickens, or the plot thins

    I put in 4 inch pipe to drain but later on the lower part of the lot I discovered 6 inch pipe and that is much better. (2) 6 inch pipes works on all but the worst rains. I would love to tear out the...
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    Re: The Plot thickens, or the plot thins

    We just paid our city tax. It was about usd 5.00, for which we surely get usd 0.13 in services.

    Trashman didn't come Sunday. It now seems there is more trash piling up than there are people in the...
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    Re: Emigration

    Our relatives are 100% economic, no politics. They are following the family tradition that started with the Great Victory/ impoverished north in 1979.

    Women find easy work in Spain as house...
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    Re: Emigration

    4 relatives went to Spain, 2 legal and 2 not. 2 are trying to go to the US legally which seems like a silly idea until the Dems are back in power.
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    Re: Emigration

    Or Trump leaves office, Dems give amnesty to everybody and signs them up to vote along with prisoners and Excons and win Congress and the White House, which will probably be renamed out of spite.....
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    Re: Emigration

    Socialism doesn't need brains.

    We are seeing the transition from Beggar Socialism to Parasite Socialism, except the govmint needs to get cracking and send many more packing abroad to send home...
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    Re: Lodo, Polvo y Moscas

    my hormiga plan. put 5ml/1 teaspoon of insecticide in a bucket of water, pour down nest. Never fails but you have to find the nest first.

    Sure fire plan for finding nest--go work in the yard and...
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    Re: Lodo, Polvo y Moscas

    Come to my house, we have zancudos arriba el culo.
    But, mosca season has been rough this year. You gotta figure, 6-7 months of shit (cow shit, dog shit, horse shit, shit shit) all of a sudden gets...
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