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    visual aides

    Sorry, but I cannot properly advise you in this situation without visual aides.

    (IOW: pictures or it never happened)

    :stir:
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    Re: Car Insurance

    Excellent informative post Mikeh.
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    Re: Milking the coconut video

    That's the Polynesian method brought to Hawaii from the Marquesas via Tahiti. Sadly, not many people left in the Islands that can do it.
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    Re: My Roof is Singing

    Man you been on the DAC for too long! Going to need Gamboa to come online and translate the babble! ;)
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    Re: Avocado Season 2012

    Ah geez y'all are making me HUNGRY. My dad's best friend was a former governor of Baja California Norte -- they built Cantamar, just north of Ensenada. We'd spend at least one long weekend there...
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    Re: bye bye condega

    There's a family in Camoapa that has something close to 100 manzanas in grapes, many that they brought from France and Italy. The last time I tasted the "wine" was at least two years ago -- pretty...
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    Re: Restaurants in Granada

    BINGO!! Thank Zeus someone has functioning brain cells!

    Just an FYI -- the number would be 2552-3492.
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    Re: Pedro X. Molina's cartoons

    In case you do not follow the local news, Lisseth is a young woman who believes the C$E is corrupt (see: Roberto Rivas) and that any election overseen by same is a sham. Lisseth participated in...
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    Re: Restaurants in Granada

    Far and way the best restaurant in Granada: El Zaguan. Can host a private party on the patio -- call/email for reservations.

    The best mom/pop style place escapes my limited functioning brain...
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    Re: Avocado Season 2012

    I grew up on Baja California (norte) street food. Maybe that explains something? :D

    Seriously tho, the street food in Mexico is the bomb. Only place that comes somewhat close is Hong Kong but...
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    Re: Managua price

    WTF?? How does this missive have ANYTHING to do with the post you quoted? :confused:
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    Re: Managua price

    In ancient Rome, it was bread and circuses.

    In modern (sic) day Nicawawa, it's all a simple matter of distraction. Hand out some zinc, give out a few pigs, chickens and seeds, and declare poverty...
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    Re: Managua price

    Up to and including "fist-pumping" the Red and Black. :lmao: :hurl:
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    Re: Managua price

    One specious statement deserves another:

    Castro wins 100% of the "votes" in the $ucialist Workers Paradise (Cuber).

    :rolleyes:
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    All over the Nica free press going back to Pablo...

    All over the Nica free press going back to Pablo Escobar during the first incarnation of pedophile presidente. Lately the "buy your Nica cedula" market seems to be restricted to narcotraficantes and...
  16. Re: Visa run getting more difficult with more hassles

    You said it much more succintly than my self-censored rant yesterday.

    I will only add that MA could be first class asshole. It endeared him to me and, not that it is any consolation to GypsyToes'...
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    For the Love of Zeus woman! Have you not taken advantage of the "infrastructure" of Nicarawawa? Get yur damned eyes checked pronto because you cain't see for shit.
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    She's a bit lost -- thinks this is PRNL or Granma or the World $ucialist Daily.

    Bear with us as we await the ghost of Miskito Alan to make it go "poof"? ;)
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    Re: I love the municipal elections

    On both counts, correct Your Honor.


    http://youtu.be/Y3B_H_h9oCE

    Is it not strange that those that would fist-pump and cheer for the F$LN are all but mute about the 1%-ers in NicaLandia? ...
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    Re: I love the municipal elections

    Claro que si.

    And in Nicaragua, that would be Roberto Rivas, the most corrupt man in Latin America (sorry tio Hugo).
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    Nominated for the most INANE post EVER on ANY internet bulletin board.

    Next we'll get:

    "Cookshow, you didn't build that yourself"

    Take your idiotic lunacy to PRNL or alt-IMNIDGIT.

    For the...
  22. Thread: Advice

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    Re: Advice

    Sadly all too correct.




    Beer or rum? Just for academic curiosity, ya know? ;)
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    Re: Bad hair day

    That's the place!

    On the NW corner of CCM there are several banks. Ebano is that west "wing" of the sprawling place, about halfway down (south). Look for Farmacia Managua, another great spot to...
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    Re: Advice

    That's the chief scam of $ucialismo. There will always be people like you willing to work themselves to death to support the freeloaders. Under their system, you have no right to the profits of...
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    Re: Need ideas

    What a way to go... :p
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