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    Default Got Worms....

    Disclaimer, best any weak sorts don´t read this.

    A week or so ago I noticed the dog had worms. I went and got him pills, then wondered about myself, been awhile. I went back a few days later got a weeks worth of them and stopped the drinking and chasing women, stayed at home and took the pills.

    Things were going good and I felt much healthier, until this week. These pills either pissed off the worms or my stomach. I have had some interesting problems this last week.

    Day before yesterday I had to duck in behind a building, I had assumed the position when a woman started towards me with a broom. High Creole about me shittin up her house. I did the best I could, fired back in my best Creole. Never got hit by the broom, she stood there and laughed. Say boy this no look good. Mom, I know, I said.

    Yesterday, worse. Taxi man say you no look too good, I say best you let me out here.Right on the side of the road I had to deal with this problem.


    I must be the only Gringo on the Island carrying a roll of TP.


    Things are looking better today, maybe the yogurt is working. This is a bad MESS:
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    Default Re: Got Worms....

    I don't suppose you sorted through the shit to look for culprits?

    Naw..I guess not.
    Life's different here ... It's a whole 'nother pace.

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    Default Re: Got Worms....

    When I do that I get the whole house and nobody goes anywhere, not even to school.

    Between you and LCT ya'll have made me laugh.
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    Default Re: Got Worms....

    I believe this is now your second shit story, one about not being able to obtain it and the other about having too much of it. You really need to find a happy medium!!
    It's all part of the adventure!!

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    Default Re: Got Worms....

    Quote Originally Posted by Dolly View Post
    I believe this is now your second shit story, one about not being able to obtain it and the other about having too much of it. You really need to find a happy medium!!
    Dolly you made me laugh, but because of the conditions here it must be done unless one lives a hot house life.
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    Default Re: Got Worms....

    As I left the cyber today a problem arose, the real bad type. Knocked a guy down to get behind a shed.
    ‎"You know what you say when people tell you you can't do something? Fool, shut your mouth up!"
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    Default Re: Got Worms....

    ....

    Once in a while I have to tell one of my children to get out of the upstairs bathroom, and I mean right now......
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    Default Re: Got Worms....

    BTW Metronidazole and Cipro will clear that right up.
    To be called a "Has Been" I must surmise, is much Greater than to be called a "Nevah Been"... JW...



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    Default Re: Got Worms....

    No more chemicals in me belly, I think I got straight and if the worms are happy than so am I.

    I don´t want no more of what was going on.
    ‎"You know what you say when people tell you you can't do something? Fool, shut your mouth up!"
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