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    Para aquí para acá Jonh's Avatar
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    Default Home Remedies you may not have considered...

    Amazing, simple home remedies:

    1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
    2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
    3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
    4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
    5 if you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.
    6. You need only two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
    7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

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    Default Re: Home Remedies you may not have considered...

    Words of wisdom, no doubt.
    "Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing."

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    Default Re: Home Remedies you may not have considered...

    Red Neck Joke from Long ago..

    Man checks into hotel in R - Neck ville...

    Tries to sleep but there is a persistent, loud (to him) irritating drip in the bathroom sink. He can not sleep...

    Flustered and Groggy he calls the front desk @ 2AM...

    Says " I can't sleep.. I gotta leak.. Leak in the sink... "

    Guy at the desk.... "Well you do what you gotta do..."
    Dude !!!.... Its a Canal !!! Can you Dig it ??

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