Amazing, simple home remedies:
1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
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2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
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3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
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4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
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5 if you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.
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6. You need only two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
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7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
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