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    Default Home Remedies you may not have considered...

    Amazing, simple home remedies:


    1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
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    2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
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    3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
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    4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
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    5 if you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.
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    6. You need only two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
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    7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

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    Default Re: Home Remedies you may not have considered...

    Words of wisdom, no doubt.
    "Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing."

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    Default Re: Home Remedies you may not have considered...

    Red Neck Joke from Long ago..

    Man checks into hotel in R - Neck ville...

    Tries to sleep but there is a persistent, loud (to him) irritating drip in the bathroom sink. He can not sleep...

    Flustered and Groggy he calls the front desk @ 2AM...

    Says " I can't sleep.. I gotta leak.. Leak in the sink... "

    Guy at the desk.... "Well you do what you gotta do..."
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    Dude !!!.... Its a Canal !!! Can you Dig it ??

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