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    As I got this from a Nica that lives in the states and has an e-mail address a mile long I feel it is fair to put it here....


    > Así se desayuna hoy en el Mundo:> >

    ESTADOS UNIDOS:> El gringo abre la nevera,> saca 2 huevos, saca pan y mantequilla, prepara su café, desayuna y se va para el trabajo.>

    INGLATERRA:> El inglés abre la nevera,> saca 2 huevos, los hierve 3 minutos, hace el té, desayuna y> se va para el trabajo.>

    FRANCIA:> El francés abre la nevera,> saca 2 huevos, prepara un omelette, saca 1 croissant, prepara su café, desayuna y se va para el trabajo.> >

    ITALIA:> El italiano abre la nevera,> saca 2 huevos, panceta,> prepara su capuccino,> desayuna y se va para el trabajo.> >

    COLOMBIA:> El colombiano abre la nevera y> ve la luz (de la nevera),> se rasca los 2 huevos,> cierra la nevera, se toma un vaso de agua de la llave, bosteza y vuelve a la cama porque no tiene trabajo.> >

    VENEZUELA:> El venezolano no tiene Nevera,> ni luz y mucho menos huevos, porque si los tuviera,> ya hubieran tumbado al hijueputa que tienen de presidente.


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    Hilarious!
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    Breakfast today in the world:

    USA: The Gringo opens the fridge, takes out two eggs, takes out bread and butter, makes his coffee, has breakfast and goes to work.
    ENGLAND: The Brit opens the fridge, takes out two eggs, boils them for three minutes, makes tea, has breakfast, and goes to work.
    FRANCE: The Frenchman opens the fridge, takes out two eggs, makes an omelet, takes out one croissant, makes his coffee, has breakfast and goes to work.
    ITALY: The Italian opens the fridge, takes out two eggs, bacon, makes his capuccino, has breakfast and goes to work.
    COLOMBIA: The Colombian opens the fridge and looks at the light inside, scratches his two "eggs," closes the fridge, drinks a glass of tap water, yawns, and goes back to bed because he has no work.
    VENEZUELA: The Venezuelan doesn't have a fridge or lights, much less eggs, because if he had them the sonofabitch president would have already knocked it over.

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    If you're up for a good goofy time, visit The People's Republic of Nica Living (PRNL) and catch up on "in a truly human world" -- sad to say she's lawyer from Hawaii that now lives in HugoLandia. Her blatant $ocialism is at once repugnant and horrifically funny...
    When it's all said and done, there's nothing left to say or do... ~~~Where's MY spy camera?~~~

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