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    Woke up this morning, computer tells me it is an hour later than it really is. Dumb Ass.

    Make myself some of that Gaston style coffee, that was nice.

    Fix a tall cup and head for the "toilet" (outhouse), a beautiful, glorious morning.

    This is where things go bad.

    Some low down piece of trash stole my new roll of toilet paper, let's just say I discovered the loss a little too late. Always Plantain around and I have been that route before, the dried leaf will work in pinch and it did.

    Look this ain't no regular toilet paper there is one place on the Island that gets this stuff, Charmin, fluffly and so nice.


    You may well hear of a Corn Island Murderation today, soon as the sun gets up good I will set up a perimeter and be looking clues. This is a terrible crime and punishment will be handed down.
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    It's your own Damn fault and you know it. Don't you go into denial about it either.

    First time their fault, Second time and thereafter no matter how many times this petty crime occurs you KNOW who is to blame.

    I have lost dozens of piece of rolls of "Charmin" shampoo not quite all finished, and sweetsoap.

    That is going to happen and the only thing you can do is leave some kind of a nasty trick out there to diminish the problem.

    I would suggest boards with sharpened nails sticking up. It needs to be a trap of some nature so it is working while you resting.

    Lets make a contest out of this, all of us on TRN have good minds, at least what is left of them anyway.

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    Get's worse.

    Took my Goat.

    What I have found in the past is that people get "Buyer's Remorse" upon finding out who the "original" owner is. Sure I won't see the toilet paper, I bet I get the goat back.

    You are exactly right JW, I was/am a fool to believe I can leave a roll of toilet paper in my shit house and it not be stolen.

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    Set the perimeter, trying to find some clues.

    Goat is in route home, seems a neighbor " borrowed" her, probably best we not ask many questions. Just try and retrieve the livestock.

    Busting down the Barrio, find my toilet paper.
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    Female or male goat?
    Life's different here ... It's a whole 'nother pace.

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    A She goat, God only knows. F.ck Me running.

    One day I will catch these thieving baturds, I got one and he cain't walk too good. Going to get me some more.

    Come on in, the waters fine...
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    Hey buddy - Can you spare a square... ?
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    Next roll ... unroll 10'... Liberally apply cayenne pepper powder... Re-roll .... Place for "vengeance" ..



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    Quote Originally Posted by bill_bly_ca View Post
    Next roll ... unroll 10'... Liberally apply cayenne pepper powder... Re-roll .... Place for "vengeance" ..



    Good one!

    For soap, core out the middle and fill with your surplus cow manure then plug the hole, sealing it tight.

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    Damn Bill and Jonh, I think ya'll would have been fun to hang around with in your early teens..

    Poor Cookshoe can't keep up with shit.... He just has too much things as some say and so they decide to "Share the Wealth"

    I hope his goat got back home relitively "Pure".... We all know what goes on on Tropical Islands when castaway's get bored.
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    I only did stuff like that to my friends.

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    Been a damn long morning, the goat seems ok, but it is a goat, God only knows what happened with it.

    I think I have found a lead and as soon as I pack a lunch and the little machete I am going to go looking to fix this problem.

    Molest a man's goat is one thing, steal the toilet paper from his shit house, that is hard to swallow.
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    Way too many images there.

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    TRN don't stand for "The Fake Nicaragua"
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    "Nicaragua ...it ain't for sissies."
    Life's different here ... It's a whole 'nother pace.

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    Nicaragua: where poo floats and toilet paper sinks.

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    Take the toilet paper and shake it up in a bag with some fiber glass insulation. Thatll get um

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    My Knee hurts and my ass a bit worse, Anyone in this Country can get me 20-30 cord of Recarga? Neighbor is all out and I am about to have to go a 10 minute walk to get time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cookshow View Post
    Been a damn long morning, the goat seems ok, but it is a goat, God only knows what happened with it.
    If you could teach goats to cook and clean house, the men of Little Corn Island would never get married.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeh View Post
    If you could teach goats to cook and clean house, the men of Little Corn Island would never get married.
    What does this have to do with Little Corn Island?

    Or perhaps you were confusing our goats with your girlfriends?

    Easy thing to do, I guess.
    Life's different here ... It's a whole 'nother pace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Corn Tom View Post
    Or perhaps you were confusing our goats with your girlfriends?

    Easy thing to do, I guess.
    Hard to say at this point Tom. You've never introduced me to your girlfriends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by travelling man View Post
    Take the toilet paper and shake it up in a bag with some fiber glass insulation. Thatll get um
    Uuuu, that is right nasty as well.

    Look I almost forgot a conversation I had with Miskito Alan and Murle...

    Lace just about anything with that Corn Island "Cow Itch" you know that weed that grows there that will drive a man almost to the brink of suicide if enough gets on ya. like in lace a tee shirt with it and leave it in the outhouse to be stolen. That just might do the trick. The only thing to get it off ya is to swinge ya skin like ya would a chicken for them fine feathers.

    Now let's hear a few chicken jokes, I got the wrong thing started with the goat reference, but they were all funny none the less....
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    Is that photo of cookshows goat?

    If so, I'd say he done gone hog wild.

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    I'm thinkin' a little pica pica laced toilet paper might teach a lesson (probably not but worth a good laugh). Just don't mix it up with your own.
    That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable

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    Jim Gary leaves Friday, Tony just called from MGA, this could get ugly. This won't mean shit to anyone but Marlies. They want to fly Merle in for this last Fandango.
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