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    Campisenos Mule

    A Nicaraguan Campisino had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning til night (and sometimes later); she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.

    One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down in the shade of a Mango tree and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began harassing him again.

    Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head and killed her dead on the spot. At the situp and for several days, the minister noticed something rather odd.

    When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the farmer about it.

    So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men. The old farmer said, "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement."

    "And what about the men?" the minister asked.

    "They wanted to know if the mule was for sale." he said.
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    That's a good one John Wayne!

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    Life's different here ... It's a whole 'nother pace.

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    I would want to keep that mule for breeding stock
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    Quote Originally Posted by randude View Post
    I would want to keep that mule for breeding stock
    Nice thought, but it can't be done.

    Mules can't reproduce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Plain John Wayne View Post
    Nice thought, but it can't be done.

    Mules can't reproduce.
    Ha! You caught that lol. Yeah, I know, I was raised with horses.

    Mules are a mix of a donkey and a horse and you only get to make one generation (for those that don't know).
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    Right forum? No, but when did that ever stop anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by randude View Post
    Ha! You caught that lol. Yeah, I know, I was raised with horses.

    Mules are a mix of a donkey and a horse and you only get to make one generation (for those that don't know).
    There have been exceptions to this normal standard, as Texas A&M had a mule that reproduced, a jenny of course.

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