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    Last night I was close to shutting the house up for the night, it was about 7:30 and I only had the front door and window (shutter actually, no windows just holes in the walls) open, mosquitoes have been bad so I start shutting the house up around dark. The dogs start going crazy so I go out on the porch and see someone coming up my road, they call out and I call off the dogs, it is guy I know and he wants to buy chicken, so I ask him how much as I have some in the freezer from my last butchering, no I want to buy a chicken he says. I am thinking to myself who buys chickens at this hour but keep that to myself.

    Finally I figure out he wants to buy one of the live meat chickens I have, ok, ok, 150 cords I tell him, he never bats an eye. Dressed and cleaned the chicken would be about 4-4.5# and sell for less than 150 cords, but what the heck, he wants a live chicken, it is way past dark, and I have chickens I can part with. I take him to the coop tell him pick a winner, he tells me to choose, I find what I deem to be the biggest one, he hands me 200 cords, I get him some change and of he walks into the darkness with his new chicken.

    Who in the Hell knows what the rest of that story was, I locked up my house and went to bed.
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    Default Re: Somehow it All Seems Normal

    Life's different here ... It's a whole 'nother pace.

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    Might have just got the munchies for some "REAL" shicken meat, tired of just fish and Turtle meat, Wait a minute Trutle meat I have not seen yet in the market. Momma say's it will be in season this month about the 15th. Lookin forward to some Turtle Fin soup.
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    Please excuse the typo on "Chicken" I get that way after 3 Tonas....
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    Well, if an egg fits in there I wonder what else would.......

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    Was not home, just got word this morning, same guys came to buy another live chicken.

    One of these days I will ask what is going on.
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