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    Telemonkey, through your outstanding position as president of CNU and spokesman for the "Grand Canal," I name you another of my loyal advisors!

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    Why doesn't Ortega want to dim the lights, when the price of oil had hit bottom?

    Waste

    "Well, someone has to pay for the "little expenses."

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    Keep "the little box" "your excellency," in this forum don't violate he procedures like you violate the laws in your country...

    Ortega and his little cronies

    Puerto Rico socialist gringo go home!

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    The vision of Nicaragua for the little dynastic world of Chamuca

    To Daniel and Rosario, remembered by your fifth dynastic generation

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    No reduction in electric bills

    Electric rate

    Ortega government, ALBA Caruna

    "It's that you have to pay me the energy protection you've owed all these years!"

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    A fraction of Ortega math

    1/2: An illiterte population

    + 1/2: A half-fed population

    = DOS: A dynastic duo that does what makes you snore

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    Who cares

    The Republic

    "When I'm finished demolishing these 'ruins,' I'll name my dog minister."

    Illegal decrees

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    Crazy Archeologists - another Chinese tale

    "In China we bury archaeological treasures to construct mega-projects, but here we dig them up to make a canal and adorn the Comandante and his pal's house with them... See how good we are?

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    But, well, your economic indicators are slightly acceptable...

    Authoritarian, populist, oppressive governments

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    Astute ones

    "A-ha! I knew it: Cedulas are the issue we need to focus on!" says the Liberal opposition.

    CSE corruption and fraud, the disaster of cedulafication

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    Advance briefing

    Evidence of genocide in Pantasma

    "Nothing to see!"

    "We weren't even close."

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    The hat that feeds it.

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    Credibility of the armed forces

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    The barbarity of those who want to impose their totalitarian ideas on the rest.

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    Who regulates the taxi drivers?

    "You called?" Avarice

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    Chamuca Empire

    "And... at what point did we stop being Nicaraguan citizens and become subjects of that flag?"

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    Poetry and dictatorship

    Poetry festival

    "I like it when they shut up because it's like they aren't there..."

    (With apologies to Neruda)

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    Consumated it is...

    Military dictatorship, military class

    Political dictatorship, Ortega, "Welcome to my club!"

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    Which is the little game of not wanting to lower energy prices?

    International prices, prices in Nicaragua, his electoral reserve

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    Again, the neighbors are filling up the neighborhood with "war materiel."

    It's because they're going back to suffering the same political rabble.

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    The Gravedigger

    Relax, Twat Boss, I guarantee there won't be another electoral defeat like the one on February 25, 1990!

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    The pre electoral environment starts with some little pre-campaigners, who are "being trained" for another great civic f̶e̶s̶t̶ farce.


    Remember, behave well, no fanfare, and don't even think about mentioning the word dictator!

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    "Toasted"

    Fatherland - Freedom - Progress - Democracy

    Cubumber - Fable - ALBANISA - "El Carmen"

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    "Nicaragua will come back as a republic"

    La Prensa, 89 years

    State of right, ethics, institutionality, civil liberties

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    To the impound! And to get it out, you're going to have to pay to "this tow truck" and for his "help." - Ortega's city hall (in Managua)

    I told you, the little bribe would come out cheaper. - Ortega's police

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