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    C G asks...

    Is there a safe place to lock up bicycles in town?


    Fortunately the PC is muted on this question with all of the replies being "No"
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    Default Re: S#!t people from SJDS say....

    or we had this fellow apply for a position for an English speaker
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    political correctedness has run wild and the outrage police are everywhere

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    JP asks...

    What's with the random fireworks at random times ? who pays for them? That's got to get expensive.
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    Wow!

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    LSIS is selling...

    I brought down some green, full length black out curtains (from Canada) but my apartment upgraded their curtains over the summer so I'm selling these. $40.- if you want 'em! Perfect for blocking out that morning sun or the city lights



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    Default Re: S#!t people from SJDS say....

    Someone has got BB's Goat...

    BB asks...

    Hello Everyone,
    I am looking to raise goats here at my home. I have 3 questions.
    1. What breeds of goats are in the area?
    2. Where can I buy goats in the area?
    3. What is the general price range?

    Thank you all and have a blessed day.
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    Default Re: S#!t people from SJDS say....

    Quote Originally Posted by bill_bly_ca View Post
    C G asks...

    Is there a safe place to lock up bicycles in town?


    Fortunately the PC is muted on this question with all of the replies being "No"
    This is one of my favorites....

    Years ago I had just bought my son Gerold a BMX bicycle WITH a locking devise that was a cable thing.

    Had a guard at the plant and he locked it when he had ridden it all of 2 hours to the leg of a work table in the engine room of the processing plant.

    He didn't think all a thief had to do was lift up the leg and the cable thingy would slip right off it.

    The Chickens ate that BMX and of course no body knew shit from shinola....
    To be called a "Has Been" I must surmise, is much Greater than to be called a "Nevah Been"... JW...



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    JP asks...

    A local told me that they flew over San Juan and sprayed for mosquitoes last sat, any truth to this?

    NC Answers...

    OMG! Chemtrails over San Juan! Are we not safe anywhere?
    This mind control madness must end!
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    If we could just combine this thread with the alligator thread, and somehow get some alligators to SJdS.

    Life would be bliss.

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    RH asks...

    I've had a bad fever since monday. Hot and cold sweats, slept for 18hrs a day. My body hurts alot, so i was wondering if there is any affordable massage therapists out there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bill_bly_ca View Post
    RH asks...

    I've had a bad fever since monday. Hot and cold sweats, slept for 18hrs a day. My body hurts alot, so i was wondering if there is any affordable massage therapists out there?

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    Because nothing soothes a raging virus like therapeutic back massage

    Especially if it comes with a Happy Ending!

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    CL asks...

    What do we do with recycling here? What can be recycled and where can we drop it?
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    Default Re: S#!t people from SJDS say....

    Quote Originally Posted by bill_bly_ca View Post
    CL asks...

    What do we do with recycling here? What can be recycled and where can we drop it?
    that reminds me of 3frijoles' story about the drinking straw boy in the mercado.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bill_bly_ca View Post
    CL asks...

    What do we do with recycling here? What can be recycled and where can we drop it?



    Drop it in the river with the rest of the trash

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    Default Re: S#!t people from SJDS say....

    KH reminds us....

    El menu open again for business tomorrow as of 11:30am with our traditional Sunday SOPA DE RES. Limited quantity so come early. See you there

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    I think Sopa De Res was in short supply was in the Contra war was it not?
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    Default Re: S#!t people from SJDS say....

    Quote Originally Posted by bill_bly_ca View Post
    KH reminds us....

    El menu open again for business tomorrow as of 11:30am with our traditional Sunday SOPA DE RES. Limited quantity so come early. See you there

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    I think Sopa De Res was in short supply was in the Contra war was it not?
    I got here in 1991 and EVERYTHING was in rather Short Supply.. Didn't even have corn cobs to wipe their butts with.
    To be called a "Has Been" I must surmise, is much Greater than to be called a "Nevah Been"... JW...



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    Quote Originally Posted by bill_bly_ca View Post
    SA is promoting....

    Five days of diving into your being with the support of OSHO's teachings and the wondrous Gaia Ma!!!!!!

    Nov 9 Event OSHO Meditation Leader Training with Gaia Ma at InanItah

    These are the people who use the word "shaman" instead of "conman." I love reading the posts there, but I would be kicked off in two minutes if they let me in, which I suspect they wouldn't. I almost cheer the home invaders there.

    A young friend here wants me to take him there to see the hippies or something. I know precisely what it would look like to show up with a 27 year old Nicaraguan security camera installer. I'm half tempted to buy a old long hippie dress and do it.

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    Default Re: S#!t people from SJDS say....

    Quote Originally Posted by bill_bly_ca View Post
    RH asks...

    I've had a bad fever since monday. Hot and cold sweats, slept for 18hrs a day. My body hurts alot, so i was wondering if there is any affordable massage therapists out there?

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    Because nothing soothes a raging virus like therapeutic back massage

    Why pay $5 for a bottle of aspirin or ibuprofen when you can pay the local gringo massage therapist $200 for a 90 minute session?

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    DG asks .....

    my son informed me of a customer of his moved to nicaragua,a few years ago. they bought a hotel.a month later the government took there property,and kicked them out of the country,they lost all there investment,anybody else heard stories like this.

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    I got into this thread and surprisingly was not deleted nor slighted - Maybe the RealEstate vultures have moved on - Even one of International Living's cheer leaders was partially on side..
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    RH asked...

    Has anyone orderef from amazon before? Do they ship to nica at all ? I need to get 2 books urgently

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    Default Re: S#!t people from SJDS say....

    "urgent" and "Nicaragua" must never be used in the same sentence!

    Interesting tourism idea, "Come to SJDS and see the local hippie life. View a modern-day version of the Hotel California, crazy gringos lost in time and without a clue."

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    Default Re: S#!t people from SJDS say....

    Quote Originally Posted by Jonh View Post
    "urgent" and "Nicaragua" must never be used in the same sentence!

    Interesting tourism idea, "Come to SJDS and see the local hippie life. View a modern-day version of the Hotel California, crazy gringos lost in time and without a clue."
    ........

    ... Urgent.....
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    Default Re: S#!t people from SJDS say....

    My wife bugs me for a microwave. I'm like: Whatsoeverfor?? If there is an abundance of anything in Nicaragua it is time.
    political correctedness has run wild and the outrage police are everywhere

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    Default Re: S#!t people from SJDS say....

    Good point! And they can always put a lit fosforo to the gas stove burner and heat up anything they want, probably faster.

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    Default Re: S#!t people from SJDS say....

    TP asks....

    Hey there San Juan friends and circus nuts! I am looking for a partner to train with aerial silks dancing and hopefully if anyone knows someone in town who owns a trapeze or an aerial hoop we can play with 😀!!
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