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    A case of biting off more than he could chew?

    Darwin award?

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...207-story.html
    political correctedness has run wild and the outrage police are everywhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by ejb3 View Post
    A case of biting off more than he could chew?

    Darwin award?

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...207-story.html

    I remember once I was driving across the state late at nigh (TPA-FLL) and stopped on a lonely country road west of WPB...canals on either side.

    Walked over to the water to take a piss and all of a sudden there was an enormous splash not 5 feet away....took me 5 minutes to find my d**k.

    Stupid, stupid, stupid....
    Life's different here ... It's a whole 'nother pace.

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    They euthanize the gator? Shoulda given him a medal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonh View Post
    They euthanize the gator? Shoulda given him a medal.

    Or elected him sheriff.
    Life's different here ... It's a whole 'nother pace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Corn Tom View Post
    I remember once I was driving across the state late at nigh (TPA-FLL) and stopped on a lonely country road west of WPB...canals on either side.

    Walked over to the water to take a piss and all of a sudden there was an enormous splash not 5 feet away....took me 5 minutes to find my d**k.

    Stupid, stupid, stupid....



    Drowning while getting torn apart, what a fd'up way to go out.

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    yea, really, sheriff department shoulda adopted the gator as a mascot:

    Gator McGruff: Taking a bite outta crime!
    political correctedness has run wild and the outrage police are everywhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by ejb3 View Post

    Gator McGruff: Taking a bite outta crime!
    That is really good!
    Life's different here ... It's a whole 'nother pace.

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    This ought to be regular thread: "Florida Man"

    http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/12/...9791449847425/
    political correctedness has run wild and the outrage police are everywhere

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    This has absolutely nothing to do with the thread,,,,, or maybe it does


    http://www.upi.com/News_Photos/Featu...NYC-NSFW/9422/

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    Bet he don't do that crap again... I love stories with happy endings like this...

    GO GATORS.... A Georga Bulldog would have had to lick his ass for a month to get the taste out....
    To be called a "Has Been" I must surmise, is much Greater than to be called a "Nevah Been"... JW...



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    Quote Originally Posted by ejb3 View Post
    Gator McGruff: Taking a bite outta crime!
    As a matter of fact, that's exactly what the Florida Gators say when going after those FSU 'Crimi-noles'.

    Near the end of the piece on justice Florida-style:
    "This is the second death caused by an alligator this year. James Okkerse, 61, was killed in October after he was attacked by a 12-foot gator while swimming in Blue Spring State Park."

    Damn. On our second tour of the state I took my sweet butterball of a Nica wife to that Spring.
    I never met a Semite I didn't like.

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    Default Re: "Florida Man" does it again!!

    It has not been that long ago I saw on the local TV where a gator or croc what evah ya want to call it was eating people on the left side of the country somewhere....

    IIRC it too was "Dispatched"
    To be called a "Has Been" I must surmise, is much Greater than to be called a "Nevah Been"... JW...



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