"Florida Man" does it again!!

[ejb3]

A case of biting off more than he could chew?

Darwin award?

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...207-story.html

[Little Corn Tom]

A case of biting off more than he could chew?

Darwin award?

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...207-story.html

I remember once I was driving across the state late at nigh (TPA-FLL) and stopped on a lonely country road west of WPB...canals on either side.

Walked over to the water to take a piss and all of a sudden there was an enormous splash not 5 feet away....took me 5 minutes to find my d**k.

Stupid, stupid, stupid....

[Jonh]

They euthanize the gator? Shoulda given him a medal.

[Little Corn Tom]

They euthanize the gator? Shoulda given him a medal.

Or elected him sheriff.

[kwah2249]

I remember once I was driving across the state late at nigh (TPA-FLL) and stopped on a lonely country road west of WPB...canals on either side.

Walked over to the water to take a piss and all of a sudden there was an enormous splash not 5 feet away....took me 5 minutes to find my d**k.

Stupid, stupid, stupid....

Drowning while getting torn apart, what a fd'up way to go out.

[ejb3]

yea, really, sheriff department shoulda adopted the gator as a mascot:

Gator McGruff: Taking a bite outta crime!

[Little Corn Tom]

Gator McGruff: Taking a bite outta crime!

That is really good!

[ejb3]

This ought to be regular thread: "Florida Man"

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/12/...9791449847425/

[KeyWestPirate]

This has absolutely nothing to do with the thread,,,,, or maybe it does


http://www.upi.com/News_Photos/Featu...NYC-NSFW/9422/

There is always someone who ruins a good thing: The bearded guy in the pink bra.


Here's the site if you want to donate to a good cause:

http://gotopless.org/

[Just Plain John Wayne]

Bet he don't do that crap again... I love stories with happy endings like this...

GO GATORS.... A Georga Bulldog would have had to lick his ass for a month to get the taste out....

[Daddy-YO]

Gator McGruff: Taking a bite outta crime!

As a matter of fact, that's exactly what the Florida Gators say when going after those FSU 'Crimi-noles'.

Near the end of the piece on justice Florida-style:
"This is the second death caused by an alligator this year. James Okkerse, 61, was killed in October after he was attacked by a 12-foot gator while swimming in Blue Spring State Park."

Damn. On our second tour of the state I took my sweet butterball of a Nica wife to that Spring.

[Just Plain John Wayne]

It has not been that long ago I saw on the local TV where a gator or croc what evah ya want to call it was eating people on the left side of the country somewhere....

IIRC it too was "Dispatched"