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    Just don't tell the Parents.

    Ran in to Kwah and familia yesterday night while walking around and think I struck a deal with his Baby. Sure the Mother will be sad at first, but it is for the best. I told the Baby I would get him 1) a monkey 2) a machete, he seemed agreeable, I had to throw in a Parrot too, kids...
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    ..... and you are going to name him "pirata"?
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    Key Moskito Pirate?

    A monkey, a machete, and a parrot, you drive a hard bargain!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cookshow View Post
    Just don't tell the Parents.

    Ran in to Kwah and familia yesterday night while walking around and think I struck a deal with his Baby. Sure the Mother will be sad at first, but it is for the best. I told the Baby I would get him 1) a monkey 2) a machete, he seemed agreeable, I had to throw in a Parrot too, kids...




    I take from this,, you're becoming a father?

    Felicidades

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    Quote Originally Posted by cookshow View Post
    Just don't tell the Parents.

    Ran in to Kwah and familia yesterday night while walking around and think I struck a deal with his Baby. Sure the Mother will be sad at first, but it is for the best. I told the Baby I would get him 1) a monkey 2) a machete, he seemed agreeable, I had to throw in a Parrot too, kids...
    1) Yesterday Night.... ... Cookshoe, You definitely need a break.

    2) If the baby has any sense at all he will take the machete and KILL the Blasted Monkey, I will not have one of the basturds within a Country Mile of me not after my experience with them.

    3) He can keep the Parrot, they can always be trained to use cuss words when needed, just train him to do it with a key word to get him started...
    To be called a "Has Been" I must surmise, is much Greater than to be called a "Nevah Been"... JW...



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    Met with the Baby again yesterday, he smiled and gave me a wink, I think it's a deal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cookshow View Post
    Met with the Baby again yesterday, he smiled and gave me a wink, I think it's a deal.


    Well,, watch out for this monkey:

    http://video.foxnews.com/v/476016221...#sp=show-clips


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    Deal fell through. Shame it didn't work out K, you could have had 6 new wives by now. Couldn't make it more than 100 paces w/o girls having to hold baby and get pictures taken. Next trip for a nominal fee I'll loan him out for laps around town, guarantee to get you a wife or your money back.

    Unless of course the smoothie girl opposes . . .

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    Smoothie Girl is a another story, stopped by and said Hello to her a few hours ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonh View Post
    I thought about using the baby to get a pic but I'm sure the other half would have seen through that plot . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwah2249 View Post
    I thought about using the baby to get a pic but I'm sure the other half would have seen through that plot . . .

    Pic of the baby ??

    Or at least, a pic of Smoothie Girl to brighten the day. . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by KeyWestPirate View Post
    Pic of the baby ??

    Or at least, a pic of Smoothie Girl to brighten the day. . . .
    Smoothie Smoothie Smoothie!!!

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