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    Default Bluefields

    “You want to see the wharf?” said Jorge.

    “Sure!”

    Too-fast taxi slithering around cars, brown women, fancy girls with prying eyes on the new gringo in town hurtling through narrow streets. Every few meters another shop. Shoes, then clothes, then a pulperia, a bar, a casino, house, hotel, restaurant. In front of the shops, nearly blocking the sidewalks, a sunglasses stand, a bootlegged CD stand, a jewelry stand, a pocket knife stand. Aqua, peach, pink, white, green walls.

    Music outside, first reggae, now reggaeton, now ranchera, now bachata, now country. Soft, warm tropical air caresses my face through the open window. The taxi lands at the bottom of the hill, we reach the wharf. It’s the town square - no cathedrals, meager churches – the plaza, the center of town, is the wharf.

    Bluefields is the wharf. Lobster, shrimp, crab, fish. The taxi parks in the wide plaza, we walk to the wharf. Wahrf, the locals pronounce it. People everywhere. Goods coming, going. Men working, shouting laughing. Women sitting, talking, laughing. Rowboats, pangas, shrimp boats, barges, ocean ferries. I turn to see a forty foot open panga boat launch with fifty passengers neatly seated five to a row, orange life vests obediently around their necks. Strange, I thought.

    Jorge said, “See the sport fishing boat over there?”

    “The one next to the rusty ship?”

    “Yeah. That’s the boat I arrived here on. I came straight from Key West.”

    “Key West?”

    “Yeah, what a trip that was. I sold the boat, now the engines are gone.”

    The wharf teems with humanity, commerce, energy, life. I turn to see the rusty barge, piled with pallet after pallet of beer bottles, both Toña and Victoria brands I can see from the brown and green glass.

    Beer leaves the brewery near Managua, goes by truck to El Rama, by barge to Bluefields, to the mouths of everyone. Through the body, then to the sidewalk, the gutter, some to the bathroom. The beer returns to the earth having gladdened its host.

    “That yacht in the marina over there belonged to a Swiss banker. He sold it when his wife left him. Aluminum hull.”

    I see the giant white motor yacht, standing out among the fleet of grimy working vessels.

    Back in the taxi, I wish I could spend all day at the wharf. There are other things to do. More to see. On the hill above town, Jorge points out the finer houses.

    The taxi driver explains, “The white stuff washes up. Maybe a boat sinks headed north, maybe they throw it overboard. When they find it here, they’re winning the lottery. They spread the money around. Build a nice house.”

    What Jorge told me at lunch pulled at my mind. “It’s over-fished down here. The shrimp are almost gone. Soon there won’t be any fish and they’ll have to find another way to make a living.”

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    Default Good John

    But my favorite part was the Taxi landing at the bottom of the hill...

    Pilot in ya I guess...LOL ...good one
    To be called a "Has Been" I must surmise, is much Greater than to be called a "Nevah Been"... JW...



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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    “Beer leaves the brewery near Managua, goes by truck to El Rama, by barge to Bluefields, to the mouths of everyone. Through the body, then to the sidewalk, the gutter, some to the bathroom. The beer returns to the earth having gladdened its host.”
    Sounds almost like poetry.

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    Default Yeah...

    I think he is Irish.
    Life's different here ... It's a whole 'nother pace.

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    Default and the word "host,"

    and the word "host," makes me think the beer is a parasite.

    and tom, anyone that wouldn't let you join? did you lick 'em?
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    Default Well

    I usually tried that first, actually.
    Life's different here ... It's a whole 'nother pace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zenpilgrim
    Quote Originally Posted by John
    “Beer leaves the brewery near Managua, goes by truck to El Rama, by barge to Bluefields, to the mouths of everyone. Through the body, then to the sidewalk, the gutter, some to the bathroom. The beer returns to the earth having gladdened its host.”
    Sounds almost like poetry.
    what do you mean almost???

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    Default Huh?

    where is the sex? I want porno dammit!

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    Default por.....

    que?
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    Wow, the thread even has Santana in it! What a blast from the past!

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    Colorful description. .

    I never knew Santana. What happened to him?

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    Default Re: por.....

    Santana was a strange woman, seemed to be a bit of a psychopath. One minute she was nice, the next she was a raging lunatic for whom you felt the need to obtain an immediate restraining order.

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    Is good writing Jonh, why no more stories?

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    I agree.
    Life's different here ... It's a whole 'nother pace.

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    Great description of Bluefields. Makes me want to go back and see it again!

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    That was a fun ride. Thank you Jonh. The details sell it. I wonder if the writing would be as potent if I couldn´t summon memories of similar images from my travels around Nicaragua... Either way, it worked for me, thanks.
    Soy el chele mono.

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    Default Re: por.....

    Quote Originally Posted by kwah2249 View Post
    Is good writing Jonh, why no more stories?
    Thanks. We've had a second kid since then, it kinda sucks the life out of me. No time for serious writing these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonh View Post
    Santana was a strange woman, seemed to be a bit of a psychopath. One minute she was nice, the next she was a raging lunatic for whom you felt the need to obtain an immediate restraining order.


    That was my first wife,, didn't know that she was posting here. Kind of lost track of her.

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    Good story I was waiting for you to shoot a man just to watch him die

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    Thanks for pulling this back up, I did enjoy it all over again....
    To be called a "Has Been" I must surmise, is much Greater than to be called a "Nevah Been"... JW...



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    I agree with the posts - good writing. A whimsical tour of the town. I haven't been there for a couple of years, but did take the time to walk among the shops when I was there. The smells of fresh Coco bread, mixed with the smell of the sea (and the aforementioned recycled beer) combine to evoke memories of a simpler time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikingo View Post
    Good story I was waiting for you to shoot a man just to watch him die
    No, that was in Reno.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonh View Post
    No, that was in Reno.
    To be called a "Has Been" I must surmise, is much Greater than to be called a "Nevah Been"... JW...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonh View Post
    Wow, the thread even has Santana in it! What a blast from the past!
    Neat story, I read from the top and had a good laugh when I saw her post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thom View Post
    Neat story, I read from the top and had a good laugh when I saw her post.

    Uuuu what a huzzy.... in a good and bad way... I was in love for a spell...
    To be called a "Has Been" I must surmise, is much Greater than to be called a "Nevah Been"... JW...



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