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    I. M. Here in Chinandaga...with BREAKING NEWS

    The Governments of Nicaragua, Russia & the USA will announce next week ;

    The Nicaragua Economic Stimulus Plan-Part I

    This is the result of week long negotiations at the Pellas Hotel, just outside Chinandaga, on the road to Corinto....Many cars with darken windows and yellow plates could not escape the eye of I. M..

    1. Overall Plan
    The annoucement will be focused on a new Joint Venture formed to begin production on the idle on a free trade zone buildings between Chinandaga and Leon for....

    ,,,the new:
    ....the improved
    ......and gone GREEN
    .......and a new Model

    Nicaragua's first auto production plant.....producing the:

    LADA AUTO S.A.

    Yes, TRN readers, that well made, one of most popular cars ever produced...made in the USSR and now Russia and owned by those auto giants...AvtoVaz & Renault.....originally based on a Fiat design (Good Luck Chrysler) will move an idle plant from Togliatt Russia to Chinandaga....They are expected to hired over 5000 workers, mainly from Venezula as a continuation of the Oil for qhatever deal...However, based on the trickle down economic theory, it is expected to have a positive impact on the Tona and FDC sales here in Nicaragua.

    LADA..GOING GREEN

    Several design changes have been made EXCLUSIVELY for the Nicaraguan cars:

    1. NO BRAKES... Thus allowing the cars to coast to stops...great fuel economy & less weight and no more expensive brake repair.

    2. NO battery or Starter...This has been replaced with a kick starter using Harley technology and an optional second kick start for the passenger side; based on the Socialist principal of the "couple that kick starts together stays together".

    3. No Paint.....Saving the planet and workers from those toxic paints...for those near the sea...a two year supply of cow hide gease...saving the car from the salt and a leaving a neat shine...(RAAS will have a financial subsidy for lobster fisherman as the cow hides used for lobster bait are expected to soar in price)

    4. No top...eliminating the need for AC.....another fuel economy savings

    5. STANDARD......14 speaker boom box with 8 track tape player...you can produce additional income by hiring your car for various announcements,,,political, chicken fights, Tona specials, etc.

    USA/GM particapation with LADA; SAAB MODEL

    Yes, that is correct...The LADA, SAAB MODEL>>Those great Execs from GM were also present....and received $300,000,000 for the defunct SAAB brand name...Unable to sell this well engineered car company & destroying the one time world leader in auto sales, now, GM is just another bailout paid by the US taxpayer to support Union expanded ownership at the expense of bond holders (a first in US history).

    The $300 million will be paid in the form of large land grants in RAAS divided up in the Board room in Motor City...while "Writing off the multi-billion $ investment" made by GM and creating a grand tax loss....thus paying zero Corporate taxes, much less paying back the US taxpayer for the bail-out (Listening John aka Howard Cox)

    STIMULUS PLAN...PART II LATER THIS WEEK

    Separating FACT from FICTION and those with too much FDC...and reporting for you..as:

    I. M. Malarley

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    Ok I. M. Malarkey, I am calling you on this one.......

    What about the Horn?.........

    It is the only safety device I have known for over 18 years in country that vehicles are required to have in Nicaragua...

    Leaving that important point out, I think you are full of Malarkey..... Oh and check the speling on your closeing sentence........

    What is going on? I like yoour posts, but can't you spel your name right .......

    Now look how is talking about spellin'.........
    To be called a "Has Been" I must surmise, is much Greater than to be called a "Nevah Been"... JW...



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    Is a wooping and warbling 130dB car alarm that goes off when a fly lands on the hood standard or optional?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Plain John Wayne View Post
    Ok I. M. Malarkey, I am calling you on this one.......

    What about the Horn?.........

    It is the only safety device I have known for over 18 years in country that vehicles are required to have in Nicaragua...

    Leaving that important point out, I think you are full of Malarkey..... Oh and check the speling on your closeing sentence........

    What is going on? I like yoour posts, but can't you spel your name right .......

    Now look how is talking about spellin'.........
    lol

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    Default Re: REVEALED: Nicaragua Economic Stimulus Plan

    Quote Originally Posted by Just Plain John Wayne View Post
    Ok I. M. Malarkey, I am calling you on this one.......

    What about the Horn?.........

    It is the only safety device I have known for over 18 years in country that vehicles are required to have in Nicaragua...

    Leaving that important point out, I think you are full of Malarkey..... Oh and check the speling on your closeing sentence........

    What is going on? I like yoour posts, but can't you spel your name right .......

    Now look how is talking about spellin'.........
    Herr Gooding talking about spelling. What's next? Locusts?
    "Un Estado que no se rigiera según la justicia se reduciría a una gran banda de ladrones." --San Agustín

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Doc View Post
    Herr Gooding talking about spelling. What's next? Locusts?
    The rain of the frogs!

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    No and I like I.M. Malrakey's, hell I cant spel it now.....Posts.....

    It/he/she is either Thunderdial taking us on a ride Or Mill... Catahulla Fans home schooled pit bull dog, that she taught to write on her computer.....
    To be called a "Has Been" I must surmise, is much Greater than to be called a "Nevah Been"... JW...



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    Quote Originally Posted by El Doc View Post
    Herr Gooding talking about spelling. What's next? Locusts?
    I. M. Here, fighting the war for another day on behalf of the TRN readers

    1. You are correct...at least for now.... Horns are required
    2. However, I.M. is aware of a solid movement in the Nicaraguan Government.....to change this and become:

    THE WORLD LEADER IN:

    REDUCING NOISE POLLUTION - WORLDWIDE !!!!!

    Unable, to stop the cane burning, the diesel fumes, the burning of garbage and after the Denmark failure on Gobal Warming, Nicaragua wants to be on the World Stage, much like Brazil did by taking good old boy Mel into the Embassey in Honduras.....so a major speech is scheduled at the UN on ending noise pollution by all the ALBA Countries...and yes......

    THERE WILL BE NO HORN ON THE NICA LADA MODELS by orders of the Government !

    More on this breaking news story in other posts

    Here on assignment in Nicaland, providing clear channel coverage as:

    I. M. Malarkey

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    Quote Originally Posted by I. M. Malarkey View Post
    I. M. Here, fighting the war for another day on behalf of the TRN readers

    1. You are correct...at least for now.... Horns are required
    2. However, I.M. is aware of a solid movement in the Nicaraguan Government.....to change this and become:

    THE WORLD LEADER IN:

    REDUCING NOISE POLLUTION - WORLDWIDE !!!!!

    Unable, to stop the cane burning, the diesel fumes, the burning of garbage and after the Denmark failure on Gobal Warming, Nicaragua wants to be on the World Stage, much like Brazil did by taking good old boy Mel into the Embassey in Honduras.....so a major speech is scheduled at the UN on ending noise pollution by all the ALBA Countries...and yes......

    THERE WILL BE NO HORN ON THE NICA LADA MODELS by orders of the Government !

    More on this breaking news story in other posts

    Here on assignment in Nicaland, providing clear channel coverage as:

    I. M. Malarkey
    ... I can just imagine a silent street in Nicaragua..........
    To be called a "Has Been" I must surmise, is much Greater than to be called a "Nevah Been"... JW...



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    I live in chinandega and there is no hotel owned by the pellas family on the road to corinto. There is a hotel on that road but it is owned by piedro coen.

    As to the no brakes on the car what am I suppose to do? throw out the anchor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by doming00 View Post
    I live in chinandega and there is no hotel owned by the pellas family on the road to corinto. There is a hotel on that road but it is owned by piedro coen.

    As to the no brakes on the car what am I suppose to do? throw out the anchor?
    An anchor on a Lada is forbidden? Is standard equipment, no?

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    Quote Originally Posted by doming00 View Post
    I live in chinandega and there is no hotel owned by the pellas family on the road to corinto. There is a hotel on that road but it is owned by piedro coen.

    As to the no brakes on the car what am I suppose to do? throw out the anchor?
    Those Coen's are like The Pellas in Chinandega?
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    El Greco

    The Coens are the rich family that have resided here in Chinandega for many years. They are rich and powerful and have done alot for the locals here in Chinandega. The Pellas family as you know, own the famous Flor de Cana rum factory nearby in Chichigalpa.

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    Come on now,that's an easy one,every car will come standard with a set of hand made mortars,courtesy of la Chamuca .


    Quote Originally Posted by Just Plain John Wayne View Post
    Ok I. M. Malarkey, I am calling you on this one.......

    What about the Horn?.........

    .........

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    Default Re: REVEALED: Nicaragua Economic Stimulus Plan

    Nice, now, will the LADAS come in on BUS models too??? it sure would be nice to eliminate the horns on buses in Nicaragua!!


    Quote Originally Posted by I. M. Malarkey View Post
    THERE WILL BE NO HORN ON THE NICA LADA MODELS by orders of the Government !

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    I heard they were replacing the horn with a mortero tube on the roof?

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