tresfrijoles
11-02-2009, 07:58 AM
I have gotten to know quite a few of the girls my brother in law has dated or lived with, they are a special breed that I can only compare to the women that live in places like Hialeah Miami, Camden New Jersey, all of detroit :D, Compton, etc. (alright I am sorry not all the women of these areas!)
The first girl that I met that was dating my B.I.L. was Jasmina, I canīt really compare her to the small white flowers of Jasmine plants or the sweet and adventurous (well maybe the adventurous part!) Disney Character, but I can compare her to a really stupid and drunk bulldog. On the first evening I met Jasmina, she tried to steal me away from my wife (girlfriend at the time), by using some really stupid tactics.
My B.I.L., Jasmina, my wife and I had gone out to dinner, and then dropped my wife off at her old job. Conveniently my b.i.l.īs car had broken down, and he wanted to take a quick peak under the hood, Jasmina in the front seat and I in the back, patiently waiting. Jasmina started climbing over the seat to sit next to me, I quickly jumped out of the car. My b.i.l. then needed to run back to the house to get his tools, and didnīt want to leave the car alone, nor leave his girlfriend alone, so I was left there with the two things I could give a shit less about, his car and his girl.
Jasmina then tried to pull a really weird stunt of me escorting her into the bushes so she could pee. With my limited spanish at the time, I told her to go F herself and I took off walking, in a pretty lousy part of town. That was the end of her till later that night when my B.I.L. dropped her off at the house, he was piss drunk, and so was she, however he went out yet again to go drink some more.
At the time we were living in a wooden house with walls that only reached partially to the cieling. I was as asleep as I could be with all the stumbling and noise the 2 drunks had made coming into the house. All of a sudden I felt a thump on my head, kind of hurt, it was a nail clipper that Jasmina through over the wall to get my attention. She was using cat calls and saying veni...veni..., I ignored it for quite some time and finally had enough and had my mother in law and sister in law kick her out of the house. After this incident I never had a problem with her again.
My B.I.L. on the other hand had some real good times with her. One of the last memories I have of this girl was the slice down the side of her face from a beer bottle. Her and another one of my B.I.L.īs girlfriends got into a pretty nasty fight at one of the bars by Huembes Mercado, they both had their beer bottles and sliced each others faces up, I suppose they were so drunk that neither felt the pain.
I am not really sure what my B.I.L saw in this girl as she deffinitely was not pretty and she didnīt even have a good personality!? Actually I think these are common traits with all of the girls my B.I.L. has dated. Additionaly my brother in law is over weight, could not be considered attractive to the opposite sex, in the past a drunk, and pretty much stupid, but all the girls in my neighborhood wanted a piece of him in the past simply because he made more money than most of the guys around here. He was an over payed mechanic with the government during the previous government.
More girls to come...
The first girl that I met that was dating my B.I.L. was Jasmina, I canīt really compare her to the small white flowers of Jasmine plants or the sweet and adventurous (well maybe the adventurous part!) Disney Character, but I can compare her to a really stupid and drunk bulldog. On the first evening I met Jasmina, she tried to steal me away from my wife (girlfriend at the time), by using some really stupid tactics.
My B.I.L., Jasmina, my wife and I had gone out to dinner, and then dropped my wife off at her old job. Conveniently my b.i.l.īs car had broken down, and he wanted to take a quick peak under the hood, Jasmina in the front seat and I in the back, patiently waiting. Jasmina started climbing over the seat to sit next to me, I quickly jumped out of the car. My b.i.l. then needed to run back to the house to get his tools, and didnīt want to leave the car alone, nor leave his girlfriend alone, so I was left there with the two things I could give a shit less about, his car and his girl.
Jasmina then tried to pull a really weird stunt of me escorting her into the bushes so she could pee. With my limited spanish at the time, I told her to go F herself and I took off walking, in a pretty lousy part of town. That was the end of her till later that night when my B.I.L. dropped her off at the house, he was piss drunk, and so was she, however he went out yet again to go drink some more.
At the time we were living in a wooden house with walls that only reached partially to the cieling. I was as asleep as I could be with all the stumbling and noise the 2 drunks had made coming into the house. All of a sudden I felt a thump on my head, kind of hurt, it was a nail clipper that Jasmina through over the wall to get my attention. She was using cat calls and saying veni...veni..., I ignored it for quite some time and finally had enough and had my mother in law and sister in law kick her out of the house. After this incident I never had a problem with her again.
My B.I.L. on the other hand had some real good times with her. One of the last memories I have of this girl was the slice down the side of her face from a beer bottle. Her and another one of my B.I.L.īs girlfriends got into a pretty nasty fight at one of the bars by Huembes Mercado, they both had their beer bottles and sliced each others faces up, I suppose they were so drunk that neither felt the pain.
I am not really sure what my B.I.L saw in this girl as she deffinitely was not pretty and she didnīt even have a good personality!? Actually I think these are common traits with all of the girls my B.I.L. has dated. Additionaly my brother in law is over weight, could not be considered attractive to the opposite sex, in the past a drunk, and pretty much stupid, but all the girls in my neighborhood wanted a piece of him in the past simply because he made more money than most of the guys around here. He was an over payed mechanic with the government during the previous government.
More girls to come...