Expensive Hospedaje, bring your own lysol

[tresfrijoles]

There is a Hospedaje a bit down the street from me, conveniently located across the street from a bar, and not far from the bus station where they recently cleared out some of the prostitution bars.

This hospedaje rents out rooms at 50 cordobas per hour! damn that could get expensive if you have the stamina to stay a full day:lmao:.

[doming00]

But |thought hospedjajes were just for a quick bang and get out sort of thing. I remember with my wife, prior to getting married, I had to take her out of her mothers house with a false excuse such as ´we going shopping´, going sightseeing, etc etc and we end up at the hospedaje. At one hospedeje we became so popular the employees called us by our first names.

[FisherCigarman]

was it hospedaje or auto hotel?
The auto hotels are used for the quick bang,without having to get out of your car:D:D, how do I know??? someone told me so:D:eek:


But |thought hospedjajes were just for a quick bang and get out sort of thing. I remember with my wife, prior to getting married, I had to take her out of her mothers house with a false excuse such as ´we going shopping´, going sightseeing, etc etc and we end up at the hospedaje. At one hospedeje we became so popular the employees called us by our first names.

[tresfrijoles]

But |thought hospedjajes were just for a quick bang and get out sort of thing. I remember with my wife, prior to getting married, I had to take her out of her mothers house with a false excuse such as ´we going shopping´, going sightseeing, etc etc and we end up at the hospedaje. At one hospedeje we became so popular the employees called us by our first names.

shopping, and sightseeing! :lmao::lmao::lmao: isn't that what you were actually doing!

[tresfrijoles]

was it hospedaje or auto hotel?
The auto hotels are used for the quick bang,without having to get out of your car:D:D, how do I know??? someone told me so:D:eek:

No parking at this place, thats why its a hospedaje and not an autohotel.

[doming00]

was it hospedaje or auto hotel?
The auto hotels are used for the quick bang,without having to get out of your car:D:D, how do I know??? someone told me so:D:eek:

I remember for sure that it was a hospedaje, it was one of those that had a small door that you open and they bring you food and the small door opens up and the plates are laid down inside from and on the TV they will show close circuit porn flicks. This was in managua, I cannot remember the name, but it was at time when I had no vehicle to get around and always traveled by taxi and each driver new the location when I gave them the name of the hospedaje. My mother in law was like a hawk watching over all her daughters from guys like me and how I got my wife out of there by claiming that I was taking her sightseeing, etc. was a mystery. But each time we were together at hospedaje it was straight out from a XXX porn movie. Myself wearing the crown. :D

[Just Plain John Wayne]

Boy's I take the 5th on this one........

[FisherCigarman]

I hear ya brother. We know you go to Moto Hotel lmao

An older long time friend who is married,swore he never visited a auto hotel,and one day,innocently fell trap to a conversation we were having about auto hotel,we were wondering whether a truck would fit,and my friend said "Nope,trucks don't fit, I faked up my mirror" he looked at us and said " Did I just say that"? we were like,yup olde man you did :lmao:


Boy's I take the 5th on this one........

[Just Plain John Wayne]

Ok look, can we have a get together the coming week?......

I need to go to MGA with my whole brood (Family).....

I am going to post this on another thread also.....

[El Greco]

Hospedaje is also called Matadero:D