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    A father and son went deep-sea fishing.

    Out at sea, the father sees his son drilling a hole in the boat.

    When asked what he was doing, the son replied, "There's water coming into the boat, so I made a another hole for it to escape."

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    And the boy went on to write Linux code and manage NicaLiving?
    Life's different here ... It's a whole 'nother pace.

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    The father was fisherman brother to Beaufort T. Justice and told the boy..

    "Son when we get home I am going to make fish bait outta yo momma, I know nothing stupid as you came outta MY Loins"
    To be called a "Has Been" I must surmise, is much Greater than to be called a "Nevah Been"... JW...



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    But a little seriousness about it. I knew a man that came a right strong leak in the bow of his "Planning Hulled" woodenboat. More water than his bildge pumps would handle.

    He knocked a hole in the stern of it to let the water out and got her back home that way running wide open on the engine on a plane.
    To be called a "Has Been" I must surmise, is much Greater than to be called a "Nevah Been"... JW...



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