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    LJE is not liking the buzz....

    Where can I buy a fly swatters in SJDS? Have not spotted them at the stores I have been in.
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    Fly Swatters are one of those odd items, can be hard to find here
    Now.then rage are the battery powered ones that look like a tennis racket they are easy to get
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    Quote Originally Posted by cookshow View Post
    Fly Swatters are one of those odd items, can be hard to find here
    Now.then rage are the battery powered ones that look like a tennis racket they are easy to get
    I LOVE those! The pop and spark when a bug gets zapped make me giggle like a schoolgirl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonh View Post
    The pop and spark when a bug gets zapped make me giggle like a schoolgirl.
    You should film that. Sounds pretty hot . . .

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    Default Re: S#!t people from SJDS say....

    Boy....You guys know how to have a good time!
    Life's different here ... It's a whole 'nother pace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Corn Tom View Post
    Boy....You guys know how to have a good time!
    It's the simple pleasures that make life worthwhile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Corn Tom View Post
    Boy....You guys know how to have a good time!
    He been living in a Double Wide too long.....
    To be called a "Has Been" I must surmise, is much Greater than to be called a "Nevah Been"... JW...



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    Yeah, for some reason I was reminded of the movie "Deliverance".

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE
    Life's different here ... It's a whole 'nother pace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Plain John Wayne View Post
    He been living in a Double Wide too long.....
    Better than living with A double wide😯

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Corn Tom View Post
    Boy....You guys know how to have a good time!
    I was talking bout the bugs popping, not sure what yall dirty'ol men are referring to . . .

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    JSJ is shopping for a sea captain like choosing a plumber...

    Looking for a sailboat CAPTAIN for the afternoon to take a circus crew out on the ocean. Food and drinks offered !
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    Sound more like the offer some other clown in San Juan del Sur made to a Nicaraguan photographer -- "Do our ads and get meals free while you're working." Does this clown have a boat that some one is going to steer for beer?

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    "Will steer for beer" ....sounds like a recipe for disaster.
    Life's different here ... It's a whole 'nother pace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Corn Tom View Post
    "Will steer for beer" ....sounds like a recipe for disaster.

    Reminds me of Cap'n Ron. That was a great movie.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-fD8tZWrvk

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyPGopwyNkg



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    Default Re: S#!t people from SJDS say....

    Mean, while in Granada, MS has problems....


    Hi expats, hoping you can help out! We have a group of neighborhood thug cats ripping apart our trash inside the house and getting too comfy in our house. We scared them off the past couple of nights thinking that would work. Now because we've irritated them they're peeing on our dishes. Help! How do we get rid of them? Suggestions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bill_bly_ca View Post
    Mean, while in Granada, MS has problems....


    Hi expats, hoping you can help out! We have a group of neighborhood thug cats ripping apart our trash inside the house and getting too comfy in our house. We scared them off the past couple of nights thinking that would work. Now because we've irritated them they're peeing on our dishes. Help! How do we get rid of them? Suggestions?


    Begs a lot of questions, eh?
    Like....why are "thug" cats in your house?....for starters.
    I think a stern lecture is in order.
    Life's different here ... It's a whole 'nother pace.

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    With traditional "open" houses in Nicaragua I can see how the cats get in. If it was food-starved Venezuela the solution would be simple. The cats would be dinner. Don't let them get "comfy."

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    We found ceilings really helped with the Great Nicaraguan Zoological Experiment.
    Now all we have are the millipedes and the occasional fly or zancudo or tree frog. The aluminum/rubber door-bottom scraper thingies from Sinsa also keep out the cane toads. Not that I minded the toads, they are handsome noble creatures, but their green weird poop on a white ceramic floor really weirded out the little woman.

    Come to think of it, I haven't seen any slugs yet this year.

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    Default Re: S#!t people from SJDS say....

    Back in SJDS - TD has their bookmarks mixed between facebook and Web MD....

    Urgently need your info - What is your experience with blood pressure medications here in SJdS/Nicaragua. What do you take? Where do you get it? Cost? Side effects? Please and Thank You for all serious responses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bill_bly_ca View Post
    Back in SJDS - TD has their bookmarks mixed between facebook and Web MD....

    Urgently need your info - What is your experience with blood pressure medications here in SJdS/Nicaragua. What do you take? Where do you get it? Cost? Side effects? Please and Thank You for all serious responses.
    ENALAPRLIL 10 Mg. works fine, but becase of the side effects I have Re-named it MATAPALO

    Hahahha some will get it and others will have to ask what it means....
    To be called a "Has Been" I must surmise, is much Greater than to be called a "Nevah Been"... JW...



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    I presume Matapalo isn't blue in color.

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    Default Re: S#!t people from SJDS say....

    Almost, but for two letters - those little blue diamonds are nicknamed Maxipalo.

    At reduced pressure even a clown's balloon remains limp.
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    Maxipalo is sold as sidenefil aqui.....

    Enalapril has a common side effect of coughing. I switched to Diovan which is also available as valsartan, a generic, that is available in Nic. depending on the position of the sun, moon, stars, etc. No coughing since I switched to the later two. If you are buying in Nic, suggest you get about 2 months ahead for when they run out, etc. They come individually wrapped so they last

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddy-YO View Post
    Almost, but for two letters - those little blue diamonds are nicknamed Maxipalo.

    At reduced pressure even a clown's balloon remains limp.


    At least the stuff is cheap here. I've heard them called "Gallitos" too (little roosters)
    At US Viagra prices I couldn't afford to have sex.

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    Default Re: S#!t people from SJDS say....

    Like they say around here "el burro se fue a Managua, pero el burro enfermo"

    "Support mental health or I'll break your head"

    Covid was an intelligence test and we flunked.



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