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    The Gringa with the $$ signs apparently moved to a new non-licensed hostel and was posting on her own timeline today asking what loving things the SJdS community could do for the little thief she befriended that Kelvin Marshall ID'ed. Apparently waiting for friends to send money. Suspect she's looking for a place that will give her room and board for working slightly. Candidate for getting beaten or killed if she continues to hang out and be sentimental about the vagos and ladrones, and will get other people robbed if she brings her little friends with her (the IL woman said that all her gringo friends dropped her when she was dating a Nicaragua, perhaps too harsh, perhaps more realistic). Makes the gringa who married her horse wrangler up here look sane. Love what all the $ signs say about her.

    Her first hostel fronted $90 for her cab from Managua and was letting her stay on credit. Probably read the same stuff we read and decided to cut his losses.

    I don't wonder at all that Nicaraguans charge gringos higher rents. We're riskier prospects. I would charge gringos more myself (anyone who wants a cheap room might be okay, but is more likely to be problematic).


    Osho Zen Tarot -- um, no. Tarot is a European invention (actually not all that old despite what the Tarotists say). It's like talking about shamans when you're not referring to the Siberian cultural phenomenon.

    One of Jinotega's woowoo people skipped out ahead of a police investigation and is now another country's problem.

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    I could not agree with more about "referring to the Siberian Cultural Revolution"..
    Life's different here ... It's a whole 'nother pace.

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    Default Re: S#!t people from SJDS say....

    Quote Originally Posted by bill_bly_ca View Post
    Seen the best twistyquote on these types.

    Trustifarians...
    This one doesn't even appear to have a trust fund, just lots of indulgent friends, some of whom are getting tired of being hustled. Nothing wrong with honest trustifarians if they're not pretending that they travel the world funded by peace and love.

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    Not SJDS, Names have been changed to protect the (really) innocent...
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    ?what is the FSLN? Well. they's like Bernie but they wins elections.

    "Support mental health or I'll break your head"

    ...with a 6 foot stick and mask and gloves....


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    I always explain that Hillary is America's Chamuca, but without the artistic ability.

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    Quote Originally Posted by el duende grande View Post
    ?what is the FSLN? Well. they's like Bernie but they wins elections.
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    Default Re: S#!t people from SJDS say....

    by hook or by crook...

    "Support mental health or I'll break your head"

    ...with a 6 foot stick and mask and gloves....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonh View Post
    I always explain that Hillary is America's Chamuca, but without the artistic ability.

    Is the Chamuka a drunk too?

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    Drunk with power, at least.

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    Default Re: S#!t people from SJDS say....

    NH is asking......


    Where would I begin looking if I wanted to buy some bean bag chairs? Or something similar, mostly for outdoor use

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    Quote Originally Posted by bill_bly_ca View Post
    NH is asking......


    Where would I begin looking if I wanted to buy some bean bag chairs? Or something similar, mostly for outdoor use

    Does Managua have an Ikea yet?

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    actually i just saw some bean bags not too long ago. There is a furniture upholstery place on the Las Colinas shortcut. Right in front of the new maxi pali they built on the edge of Las Colinas. I think it is called Tapiceria German. They make some modern funky IKEA looking chairs and stuff, and the other day when i passed i saw some bean bags.
    I dont know why you would want to keep them outside, they would get so nasty getting hot and humid i would think.

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    We brought some beanbag chairs to Leon, jodido, figuring they'd be ideal for kids watching TV. Those styrofoam 'beans' didn't last long at all. All got squashed til it became a beanbag rug. Temps in Leon commonly peak over 95F. So we filled 'em with scrap PUR foam from a local mattress shop. Still didn't last long.

    One could consider stuffing 'em with real beans, something affordable such as Sandi frijoles. Of course that would be a little like chumming for mice. And, of course, a certain fraction would have insect eggs, that, when they reached the larval stage, would become Mexican (Nicaraguan?) jumping beans. Then again, the novelty of a massage chair, that doesn't require quarters or being plugged in, may be worth it.
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    Meanwhile in Granda...
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    so this wasnt on facebook, but it is something a friend of mine who lives in SJDS told me the other day.
    Some friends came to visit them and they were going around the main part of the town, and the visitors wanted some food from a taco shop there. So they were in line behind a small group of tourists, and so they are talking about how they had no idea how to order cause none of them spoke spanish, and one guy says, completely seriously, "how do you say taco in spanish?"

    i would have loved to have been there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bill_bly_ca View Post
    Meanwhile in Granda...


    Well,, if she can't find a breast pump, one of my guys, Javier, used to milk 30 cows every day.

    I could put him on the bus to SJdS for the weekend.

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    It has been really dry for a while .. But this gem just came across the wires in Granada.

    KM asks...

    I'm desperate, I had the same hair stylist for over 6 years. I moved to Nicaragua, December 3. Needles to say I need help. I have been told that hair products at most salons are not the best, my hair has changed drastically. I need a person that can do highlights. Really knows hair. I don't have millions but I would like a fair price.
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    How do Nicaraguans tolerate not having "the best" hair products?!?! I mean, if you don't pay U$50 for a bottle of shampoo, it's garbage, right?

    I think 99% of commercial hair products are a scam, but that's just me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bill_bly_ca View Post
    It has been really dry for a while .. But this gem just came across the wires in Granada. KM asks... I'm desperate, I had the same hair stylist for over 6 years. I moved to Nicaragua, December 3. Needles to say I need help. I have been told that hair products at most salons are not the best, my hair has changed drastically. I need a person that can do highlights. Really knows hair. I don't have millions but I would like a fair price.
    KWP asks: Where can I get a pedicure in Estelí ??

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    Don't know about a pedicure in Esteli, I think you should try sjds, but Super Las Segovias, the People's Market, has a whole row of womens hair care products.

    "Support mental health or I'll break your head"

    ...with a 6 foot stick and mask and gloves....


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    One new one . JD is wondering where the local Sysco rep is :-)

    Hello all, looking for food distributors in sjds Thank you in advanced.
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    Look out your front door.


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    Quote Originally Posted by el duende grande View Post
    Don't know about a pedicure in Esteli, I think you should try sjds, but Super Las Segovias, the People's Market, has a whole row of womens hair care products.


    SJdS is a long way to go for a pedicure!

    La Colonia has some nice hair care products too.

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    GJ is purchasing an education.

    Looking for a property manager that someone has had a good experience working with in San Juan Del Sur. I am buying a house that I will like to rent out when not using. Contact me or pm me with any suggestions. Thanks.
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