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    Nothing specific but the Charlitans and Highwaymen are starting to rise again.

    A Tony a Greg and few others in the shadows..

    Hocking Dentistry, Real estate, Rentals, lifestyle and the like...

    Kinda missing the Yoga and Shamanic healing ads of old

    The SJDS list in general seems to be have abandoned by the McKay's with an endless sea of adds here there and everywhere...
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    Bwahahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by bill_bly_ca View Post
    Bwahahahahaha
    They are foooked........BOHICA. Better off going back to Managua and getting a hotel room by the month than having stand alone unlimited internet via Claro. In 2004 & 2005 I had some real estate dealings with a guy that was Carlos Slim's point man in Nicaragua, my God the slime and userousness just oozed out of that dude. There is a reason the world's richest man had his fortune based in the Mexican phone company. I could write a small novel on dealing with the Mexican phone company after it privatized in the 1990's, it was incredible. The KGB probably took lessons from them.

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    For the $1,500 I will teach them to deal with Claro. The Island Claro office threatened to call the police on me (police station was right across the street) as I refused to leave the office, I said call em, you are robbing me, see who they take to jail, they decided not to call and just fix my internet, thieving basturds... Had my papers and pay stubs in hand, what I did not have was internet, You call them police and they going jail the whole damn bunch of you and I will be only 1 left in this office, they thought on that for a moment.

    Then there was the time I locked the Claro tech in the hotel on El Bluff, He was going to call police, I hit speed dial and told him to tell them he was with the White Man that Plants. Did not work out the way he planned, the Police Chief was a friend.
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    I can see it now...

    Miskito Coast II.....the sequel

    Starring Harrison Ford as Kevin.
    Life's different here ... It's a whole 'nother pace.

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    Do a Google search on here with me and Claro, No shit, might be a movie just in that. They are the most incompetent, thieving, liars, con artist, general fuckery, of anything I have ever seen. I shit you not, I think I have wasted at least a yr of my life dealing with their sorry asses.

    The Day I locked that tech in the hotel, his eyes got real big. I had my fill of them and this poor basturd was going to pay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cookshow View Post
    Do a Google search on here with me and Claro, No shit, might be a movie just in that. They are the most incompetent, thieving, liars, con artist, general fuckery, of anything I have ever seen. I shit you not, I think I have wasted at least a yr of my life dealing with their sorry asses.

    The Day I locked that tech in the hotel, his eyes got real big. I had my fill of them and this poor basturd was going to pay.
    And the only reason the dude was probably still there is that Carlos Slim figured out a way to get into him for about 3 or 4 paychecks in arrears. If you think customers at Claro got it bad, you should try being an employee. I knew some young people 15 years ago or so that worked for them, and they took screwing after screwing, it was like being a government worker in Nicaragua, but no guaro and handout when you had to go to the rotundas.

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    Gee, such emotion. I just thought they were pathological liers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bill_bly_ca View Post
    Bwahahahahaha


    Is she talking $1800 /month for her internet ?
    That does seem pricey

    Some of the Tigo monthly phone plans are a very good deal,, lots of datos, just use your phone as a hotspot.

    We have a MoviStar now Tigo router, they are not taking on any new router customers right now,, ?????
    But, where we used to hit a wall every month, and wound up falling back onto a hotspot until the month rolled over, now we never run out of internet.
    The monthly plan Shelley has on her phone nominally has more data than the router originally offered, it was something small like 8 GB

    Krisnia neglected to pay the bill and had to renew the service (in her name) while we were gone (just one of many very strange things that happened while we were gone), so she might have got a better deal than I originally had.

    Shelley's plan at $20.99 is simply amazing. The phone roams from CR to the US and everywhere in between. So handy!
    And calls the US , not unlimited, but a chunky number of minutes.

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    Strange[QUOTE=KeyWestPirate;163861]Is she talking $1800 /month for her internet ?
    That does seem pricey

    Some of the Tigo monthly phone plans are a very good deal,, lots of datos, just use your phone as a hotspot.

    We have a MoviStar now Tigo router, they are not taking on any new router customers right now,, ?????
    But, where we used to hit a wall every month, and wound up falling back onto a hotspot until the month rolled over, now we never run out of internet.
    The monthly plan Shelley has on her phone nominally has more data than the router originally offered, it was something small like 8 GB

    Krisnia neglected to pay the bill and had to renew the service (in her name) while we were gone (just one of many very strange things that happened while we were gone), so she might have got a better deal than I originally had.

    Shelley's plan at $20.99 is simply amazing. The phone roams from CR to the US and everywhere in between. So handy!
    And calls the US , not unlimited, but a chunky number of minutes.[/


    There are people down there paying big bucks for Internet, I met a couple that had some sort of online biz, they had 3 different internet carriers, back-up generators, all sort of shit, the amount they were spending monthly to guarantee intenet, I could have rented a penthouse in MGA, and used their internet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Corn Tom View Post
    I can see it now...

    Miskito Coast II.....the sequel

    Starring Harrison Ford as Kevin.

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    Ah - The perceived return to normal as the Yoga's emerge from 15 months of hybernation in SJDS..
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    Quote Originally Posted by bill_bly_ca View Post
    Ah - The perceived return to normal as the Yoga's emerge from 15 months of hybernation in SJDS..



    I wish that I had more notice. There is no way that I can be there by 9AM.
    Plus, my yoga pants are in the wash.

    Maybe next time

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    Yoga mat is the issue.....
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    Salam has questions ........ ??????
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    Salam has questions ........ ??????


    Why should the beach in SJdS be any different than the rest of the country ?

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    Why should the beach in SJdS be any different than the rest of the country ?
    because SJDS has a HUGE expat population, more so than anywhere in the country,funny thing is, this dude is complaining about a house dog taking a shit on the beach,as if though there are NO feral dogs in SJDS

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    Seagulls shit on the beach too.

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    My wife hates Las Penitas because the fishermen clean fish on the beach and the pigs come and eat the entrails. Isn't that "local color" or something?

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    My sweet - sometimes feisty - little Nica woman loves SJdS, as a kinda gringolandia. For her, a dog shitting on the beach is nothing, not that she'd like it, but, she'd accept it, knowing the beach is washed twice daily with the tides.

    Gringos would like to think they own or can own SJdS and do their damn'est to make it a ritzy Tica-wannabe with cheap Nica labor & beer, but, thank God or the Sandi's, it's remained stubbornly pure Nica, even with all the surfer dudes & dudettes and the faux-hippies from Europe. It all began to go downhill when Vanderbilt ran his Gold Rush special from NY to CA up the San Juan river (which he dredged), across Lago Colcibolca, and then stagecoach'd across the isthmus to US ships at SJdS.

    Face it, gringos are, for the most part, anal-compulsive. Look at the run on TP at the beginning of the coronavirus panic. True even for counter-culture sons & daughters. So it's understandable that they'd lose their cool with the sight of a dog turd on the beach. (Thinking "Caddy-Shack", the municipal pool evacuates when one is sighted floating (to 'Jaws" music); maintenance man Bill Murray walks into the drained pool and takes a bite of it, a Baby Ruth bar.)
    I blame it on misleading tourist & blog ads for Nicaragua.

    Hell, the streets of Leon, when not washed with the seasonal downpour-deluge, are strewn with dog turds, horse turds, human turds, cat turds, &c, which are baked dry in the tropical sun, desiccated, pulverized and made airborne with traffic, to fertilize fields and lungs. As Big duende puts it, "it's all part of the "local color" or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddy-YO View Post
    My sweet - sometimes feisty - little Nica woman loves SJdS, as a kinda gringolandia. For her, a dog shitting on the beach is nothing, not that she'd like it, but, she'd accept it, knowing the beach is washed twice daily with the tides.

    Gringos would like to think they own or can own SJdS and do their damn'est to make it a ritzy Tica-wannabe with cheap Nica labor & beer, but, thank God or the Sandi's, it's remained stubbornly pure Nica, even with all the surfer dudes & dudettes and the faux-hippies from Europe. It all began to go downhill when Vanderbilt ran his Gold Rush special from NY to CA up the San Juan river (which he dredged), across Lago Colcibolca, and then stagecoach'd across the isthmus to US ships at SJdS.


    Face it, gringos are, for the most part, anal-compulsive. Look at the run on TP at the beginning of the coronavirus panic. True even for counter-culture sons & daughters. So it's understandable that they'd lose their cool with the sight of a dog turd on the beach. (Thinking "Caddy-Shack", the municipal pool evacuates when one is sighted floating (to 'Jaws" music); maintenance man Bill Murray walks into the drained pool and takes a bite of it, a Baby Ruth bar.)
    I blame it on misleading tourist & blog ads for Nicaragua.

    Hell, the streets of Leon, when not washed with the seasonal downpour-deluge, are strewn with dog turds, horse turds, human turds, cat turds, &c, which are baked dry in the tropical sun, desiccated, pulverized and made airborne with traffic, to fertilize fields and lungs. As Big duende puts it, "it's all part of the "local color" or something.
    It will be interesting to see how the EXPATS in SJDS handle what is coming, the way I see it,if you own more than 4 manzanas,and have already harvested beans and corn,have fruit trees etc, you should make it,through some bad shit,it will be extremely difficult for those that don't have enough land to harvest what you need to SURVIVE.
    as of now, expats in SJDS are standing still, no mass exodus yet, but...... we shall wait and see.

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    Lot of the SJDS crowd are renters, and can haul ass if have to, but to own a Million $$ Beachfront house right now, their legs are wobbly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cookshow View Post
    Lot of the SJDS crowd are renters, and can haul ass if have to, but to own a Million $$ Beachfront house right now, their legs are wobbly.
    there are quite a LOT of expats,that own land in the SJDS area,most are NOT million dollar property,but pricey nonetheless,scary part is,that most those properties,are empty lots,never been used to harvest crops etc.
    During those 80's embargo hardships,my God father worked his land with the community,he would provide the seeds,fertilizers and plague control,and the workers would provide the labor, at harvest,the crops would be divided amongst those families that worked the land.

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    Hell, the streets of Leon, when not washed with the seasonal downpour-deluge, are strewn with dog turds, horse turds, human turds, cat turds, &c, which are baked dry in the tropical sun, desiccated, pulverized and made airborne with traffic, to fertilize fields and lungs. As Big duende puts it, "it's all part of the "local color" or something

    And provide a limitless repository for fly eggs which hatch with the rains.

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    I think it was Pochomil where kids would pee in the tidal pools.

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